The Penelope Phone. "A step back for the nostalgic."(thanks Nick McGlynn!)

"Ever get tired of chatting on your mini cell phone? Ever miss the old days of the classic handle phone? Well now you can merge old school with high tech and chat away."

Okay forget GIFT giving...I want to buy this baby for myself!  It's marked down to $71.89 which is pretty ridiculous considering the old rotary dial phone my dad STILL has in his basement office at home was probably $9.99.  However, for those of you that don't have land lines (um most of the population), this is a cheaper way to go back to the good old days without an extra phone bill to worry about.