The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts...Bacon Bandages

by SARAH MANDATO · September 28, 2009

Bacon Bandages. Isn't it amazing when something feels offensive but you aren't quite sure why? Maybe since there are so animal rights-y people out there, it seems kind of wrong to have a fatty piece of meat pictured on your body, although it could be kind of fun to pop into a vegan cafe wearing one. You can explain to hippies that it is meant to be ironic. They love sh-t like that.