"The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts"...Barbie Foosball

by HANNAH LAWRENCE · May 4, 2010

Barbie Foot:Barbie dolls only used to be good for two things: shaving their heads and losing their shoes. But today...oh, today is the day they're good for something else. And it's FOOSBALL.-

Feast your pretty eyes on Barbie Foot, a foosball table made completely out of Barbies. Forget the stupid little men of yesteryear, with their stupid little uniforms and their stupid blank faces. These lovely ladies are perky, preppy, happy, and pimped out with incredibly toned thighs. What could possibly be better than seeing their long, beach blond (or brown, or black) hair flip around when you spin their handle around...and they're still smiling when they get right side up again? (Nothing!) But don't be surprised if you and your friends spend more time doing their voices rather than actually playing foosball. That's just an unfortunate side effect of the Barbie culture.

[images via bodie and fou le]