Ed Hardy Wine. As the new Housewives would say, it's juicy and delicious! Why no rhinestones?! The rest of us, however, might agree with early reviews proclaiming it "the douchiest wine ever." Before you jump out of the tanning bed and throw on your pink (stupid word of choice on the butt) jumpsuit, please remember that Mr. Tattoo is probably not the one to trust with wine pairings for that nice dinner you are planning. Still, there is no doubting the comic value. Buy one for the generous host letting you crash this weekend, throw a few ice cubes in like the classy folk do and watch a Sopranos DVD. You know, mix things up.
[via The Insider]