The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts...Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

by Cary Randolph Fuller · February 22, 2010

Glow-In-The-Dark Paper: Toilet paper and the well-placed night light rank right pretty highly on our list of domestic must-haves. Now, with this nifty luminscent roll of TP, you can skip the plug-in lamp and let the paper guide you through that lonely, late-night bathroom abyss.

At $8 and change, a single roll of radioactive toilet paper is only for the dedicated night owl who demands the best in bathroom amenities - or at least the science geek who wets himself with excitement at the thought of getting so, um, up close and personal with the stuff of sci-fi flicks. Otherwise, really?!

But maybe it's a better investment. Have a lot of cash to waste and an enemy to avenge? Buy a whole stack of the stuff, round up a friend or two, and TP the trees in your neighbor's yard. He'll enjoy the soft pre-dawn glow, and you'll enjoy watching him clean it up.