The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts...The High Society Gift Guide!

by SARAH MANDATO · March 9, 2010

We've been anticipating the premiere of High Society ever since the big bickering of petite girls grabbed attention at our Redesign Party. Now that the debut is just one day away, what better way to celebrate than to go on a shopping spree? In the spirit of the Tinz, the Dabs and crew; here are our High Society picks for your spending enjoyment.

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24K Gold Plated MacBook. With a diamond studded logo, this blinged out laptop might set you back a few bones, but you can't put a price on looking good. Even when it comes to quotidian things like shooting around email, you've got to go all out. After all, a laptop is nothing if not an accessory.

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Promises Treatment Centers "Vacation." It's not rehab so much as a networking and dating opportunity all rolled into one. Take a break, get away! You get to talk about yourself all day long, and everyone claps for and listens to you. It's the attention you deserve.

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The Official Filthy Rich Handbook. With helpful tips like how to hire a nanny that won't threaten your marriage, the guide will make sure that even if your bank account doesn't put you in the top tax bracket you can still act the part. Hey, sometimes you gotta fake it to make it. We won't judge.

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Louis Vuitton petanque set. Those silly, colored petanque balls are so unsightly. Now you can enjoy the weekend "sport" in style.

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Dumb Blonde's tape measure. Normal tape measures can be confusing. Also, it's hard to look at all those little dashes the morning after you've had one two many champagne flights.

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Dr. Seuss Goes to War. Because serious people need serious literature. Ha! Totally kidding. Who has the time or energy to read heavy crap when there are important things to do, like go to the nail salon and schedule a massage before the opera.

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Plasteramic Toy Watch. For the tycoon-in-training, this toy watch is part heavy metal and part plastic. Even though the little one can't cross the street by himself doesn't mean he should wear some ridiculous, embarrassing child's watch. What will the other mothers at the playdate think?!

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Square Up. Swipe the plastic on your phone, so you can shop any time, anywhere. Now there really isn't any reason to get out of bed before dinner.

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If you happen to already have all of these must-have items, go HERE for a few more ideas. You can never have too many toys, and just imagine if the premiere rolls around and you are missing a socially indispensable accessory - what would Tinsley say?!