Fortune Bandages: Consider these band-aids the death of the flesh colored ones in the nurse's office. Fortune Bandages go the extra mile in making sure your injury (no matter how small) gets every ounce of attention it deserves.-

To be honest, we're surprised Fortune Bandages took this long to surface. But be warned: by "fortune," we mean sayings like "Karma is a bitch" and "Sucks to be you," and others that reinforce you're a fool for closing the door to your medicine cabinet on yourself. So only wear them if you're willing to publicize and answer questions about your clumsiness or your bitchy apartment door. And only if you're really serious about getting your fingers out of the way next time.

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