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The Crucial First Half Hour

Lean back and try to remember what happened the night before. Did your purse make it home with you? Do you have your coat? Did you charge your cell phone? If you've done any of these things you're already ahead. If not stretch, plug in your cell phone (or Facetime voice call from your computer if you've lost your phone), and phone the bar to see when you can retrieve your shit. If you don't remember the bar, call whoever you went out with and ask them. Hopefully someone else held it together better than you.

[Photo via @killerandasweetthang]

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