Order Provisions

Most likely your local deli not only delivers food through Seamless but also ibuprofen. We recommend a mint tea (don't worry about caffeine - you're not going anywhere anyway), seltzer water, fresh fruit, and a salt bagel. Slowly drink a liter of seltzer water and close the blinds against the glaring sun. If you can drag your sorry body down to your local coffee shop for brunch, we salute you, but is it really worth it when delivery is just a click away?

[Photo via @killerandasweetthang]

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