15 Holiday Songs That Will Make You Wish You Were Deaf

Dec 21, 2011 4:33 PM

The holidays are a time for family, tradition, and shameless bouts of consumerism, so it's no surprise that countless musicians have tried to exploit the former by abusing the latter. While many of our adult-contemporary favs have created some gems, i.e. Wham's Last Christmas, these melodic mistakes make your racist, homophobic uncle look like Mother Teresa.
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  • 1. "Home For Christmas" N'Sync, Home For Christmas
  • "A 'DC' Christmas Medley" Destiny's Child, 8 Days Of Christmas
  • "Feliz Navidad" David Hasselhoff The Night Before Christmas
  • Slide #4
  • "Silver Bells" William Hung, Hung For The Holidays
  • "Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto" Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Christmas on Death Row
  • "Christmas In Jail" Asleep at The Wheel, Merry Texas Christmas, Y'all
  • "All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan" Kenny Chesney, All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan
  • "Christmas Island" Jimmy Buffet, Christmas Island
  • "The Christmas Shoes" Newsong, The Christmas Shoes
  • Slide #11
  • "Christmastime" The Smashing Pumpkins, A Very Special Christmas 3
  • "Christmas In Cape Town" Randy Newman, Trouble In Paradise
  • "Oi To The World" No Doubt, A Very Special Christmas 3
  • "A Love Letter Christmas" R. Kelly, Love Letter
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