Julia Allison's Brilliant New Dating Service Has 80% Success Rate

Nov 26, 2008 12:19 PM

So our friend Julia Allison (in photo with her adorable and stylish grandmother), has been blogging up a storm about "Wife Fluffers" (you know the girls that are the last in line to date a guy before he marries the immediate next catch, the "pre-wife coach" as Momster Allison calls them).  Poor Julia claims she has been a "wife fluffer" EIGHT times!  "You should turn that into a dating service" says ex-Radar, page sixer Neel Shah.  What do you think? Would you use the service?  The conversation between the two follows:

Wife Fluffers, the Conversation, Part 2.

* Neel Shah: Do you know girls that that's happened to multiple times? That seems crazy.
* Julia: Uh, yeah. I've been a Wife Fluffer 8 times. EIGHT.
* Neel: Shut up. I don't even think you've seriously dated eight people.
* Julia: Oh, definitely. More than that. I've had like 10-12 relationships.
* Neel: So you're saying 80 percent of the people you date end up marrying the next girl they date after?
* Julia: Yes.
* Neel: If that's true, you should turn that into a dating service.
* Julia: HAHAHAH
* Neel: "Looking to get married? Date me first! 80 percent success rate follows!"
* Julia: I've finally discovered my life's work.

To contact the author of this post, email rachelle@guestofaguest.com

partypants

November 26, 2008

5:02pm

I think she already has a full time job as a prostitwitter.  

Fecal Matter

November 27, 2008

5:20pm

Yum, that photo is from Walker Bros Pancake House in Wilmette, IL. All day great breakfast, nites too. NO fecal matter contaminates there. Yea! I'm sorry to share the same High School as JA.  

dating new

May 12, 2009

8:35pm

Julia go for it , it might actually work :P the 80% rate , when u turn it into male to female rate then it gets scary !  

GUEST COMMENT
You can comment as a guest here.
REGISTER
You can register for an account here.
LOGIN