Hannukah?! What a loser. Why does she spackle so much makeup on her face? She looks like an over the hill, $20 a trick, truck stop hooker. With a fat ass.  

Seriously, enough with the Julia "Please Validate My Existence" Allison. I know I shouldn't complain since you have managed to stay Emily Brilldridge free for several days now, but give it a rest with this attention whore.  

Julia is too stupid to realize that we are all laughing AT her and not WITH her. She is way too old and fat for the cutesy poo act she is working. Yuck. Grandma move it along. And take your bald tranny friend Mary with you.  

But she's "really nice". She's "not faking it"! Everyone loves her! Ugh. I am SO sick of these nobody poseurs flouncing into Manhattan thinking they are the greatest icon since Babe Paley. Julia is a nobody, as is that "Devorah" Rose idiot. I wish they would all just go back to Podunk where they came from and let the people with actual breeding handle the socialite scene.  

Holy crap I checked in at their stupid site and Mary is finally getting something done with her stringy thin broken hair. Unfortunately she's putting even MORE highlights in so it will be even more fried. And why must she keep putting so many photos of her busted feet on her site? Some of us are trying to eat lunch.  

Speaking of busted wigs, have you SEEN Devwhora lately? Has poor Devhorsey Face never heard of a trim and a deep conditioning treatment? Jesus, the Bronx is full of Rite-Aids, Devhorsey. Here's a hundred, go pick yourself up some Pantene, mkay?  

Poor Debbie Rose. The worst thing she did was dump Emily Brill as her bff. Standing next to Emily was the only time she ever looked half way decent.  

I just spit kir royale all over my monitor! Devhorsey will forever be Sammy Jo Dean to us Carringtons, I suppose.