Justin Ross Lee Hasn't Gotten Over The Thrill Of First Class Yet

Apr 23, 2010 1:40 PM

Justin Ross Lee uploaded a picture on Facebook of himself "jew-jetting first class" to Spain. Idly, we clicked on it, where we discovered...JRL weirdly takes TONS and TONS of pictures of himself on planes. Hilariously, his outfit, expression, and supine position remain constant--only the flight attendants and other passengers looking quizzically in the background change.-

I can't believe that he hasn't been banned from first class after surreptitiously taking pictures of seat companions Ashley Olsen and Brad Pitt, and then publishing them.

He's basically breaking the unspoken cardinal of flying first class, which is to act completely indifferent to flying first class, despite the excitement you may feel inside.

So! Don't excitedly ask the flight attendant, your seatmate, or a person from coach on their way back to the bathroom to take your picture! Don't creepily take pictures of the celebrity who is probably hating every minute of sitting next to you! Don't update your friends/followers about sitting in first class when you sit there EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU FLY!

Because, dear, dear JRL, even if flying first class never gets old, looking at the weird pictures you post of yourself on facebook certainly does.

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blase

April 23, 2010

6:45pm

Well said, Justin needs to take a first class trip to tool academy for doing this.  

toodles

April 24, 2010

2:20pm

It seems like this guy is flying Delta - not something to brag about.  

AVItar

April 24, 2010

4:50pm

By the pics it looks like he mainly flies US Airways and United, and Continental with exception of the pic of the lone middle seat which is definitely FC on American's 767. Yes, I too fly too much.  

JJ

April 25, 2010

2:11pm

WTF? Who pimps out for first class? I can't imagine the pictures he would pose for in the back of my Learjet 60 XR. Take a look at yourself Mac-Daddy.  

Dennis

April 25, 2010

8:40pm

Hahaha who cares, don't hate appreciate  

ebc

April 26, 2010

2:23am

What a tool!  

123

April 26, 2010

6:35pm

Dont like it? Dont look at it.  

fact

April 27, 2010

8:27am

Justin is a degenerate LOSER who has spent the past 3 years of his life doing NOTHING of any importance or significance, he is a hollow shallow prick. He PAYS blogs to post about him and FAKED a recent relationship with some girl for publicity sake. This is the biggest PHONY in NYC . If you see him out you know where to spit.  

Regretful Ex

April 29, 2010

4:08am

Unfortunately for the Nasally-Challenged, travelling "Lie-Flat in 1st Class" is no longer a luxury, but has actually become a FLIGHT REQUIREMENT! The fact is, with a Schnoz as large as his, the only possible way to sit comfortably (i.e. without your RHINormous Nose embedded in the back of the head of whoever’s in front of you) is to, not only require the additional room afforded in the front of the plane, but to also remain completely horizontal, in (what has come to be known at US Airways and United as) The “Nostril's Upright” Position! Now, if he was a Muppet (and given that he’s only about 80lbs MAXIMUM soaking wet, it does leave the door open to possibility) or a Mr. Potato Head, then in either case, he could simply pop off his snout and stow it in the overhead. Conversely, if he ditched the Chinatown, LV Knockoff Man-Purse, he could theoretically aim (or direct) his beak under the seat. Advantage? You’re already in the correct position in the event of a crash landing. Disadvantage? Expect to get trampled on if you opted for an exit row, hoping for some additional, underseat, breathing space. Above all else, avoid checking your elephant “trunk” with your other luggage at the gate. It’s one thing to have the airline lose your baggage. But to lose your bags AND your schnoz? Now that’s REALLY gotta Blow! (wink wink) DING!  

Watermelon

May 11, 2010

1:09pm

Justin is a rich guy - he's the heir to Lee Jeans, the denim conglomerate. He also owns a hedge fund. So what he likes to fly first class?? Leave the guy alone - if you were as rich as he - you too would fly first class cabin every time. Justin has his own private JewJet which is a Gulfstream model. I've seen him take his helicopter from the Murray Hill helipad out to his estate in the Hamptons. Justin is a world class guy - he has even invited me to his memorial day hamptons bash this summer and once told me to come with my friends to his penthouse in Murray Hill at the Future, one of the most luxurious buildings in NYC. Justin, congratulations on all of your accomplishments. Just please don't forget us little people!!!  

Sam

May 11, 2010

2:43pm

Ha ha ha this is all hillarious - Justin doesn't even care about a blog because he is too busy shopping at Bergdorff's where he buys hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of couture clothing. He is such a SNOB. He owns Lee Jeans which is impressive but he needs to work on his ATTITUDE.  

ROY

May 11, 2010

2:51pm

I am not impressed by this guy. He's not even an heir to ANYTHING except he mooches from his cousin, the famous rockstar, Tommy Lee Jones. Justin is riding the coattails of his cousin the musicians success. This is why he always flies first class to Hollywood to party with him.  

halo

May 29, 2010

11:37pm

Justins cousin is some loser in Miami, not a rockstar in Los Angeles. Justin has zero income except for a flow of cash from his grandparents trust fund ($5000 per month) which pays rent and for his food. If you wonder how he pays for all the other crap, he puts it on credit which he barely covers minimum payments on a $200,000 balance. Its funny how little this turd has done, his website is still DEAD, its been "Coming Soon for 2 Years!" . Its clear this loser has no priorities other tha to butter up his horse face and diminutive frame and lay in the sun with other short guys n vacations to cheasy domestic destinations.  

Like2flyguy

July 14, 2011

7:23am

"even if flying first class never gets old, looking at the weird pictures you post of yourself on facebook certainly does" Clearly this guy is a loser, but why would you look at his photos until you are tired of them and then complain about doing so? Honestly, such comments put you into a "seat" right next to him.  

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