That would be AMAAAAZING. Go JRL!  

hmm...this is all extremely underwhelming...next topic please  

I can just see these two bickering at each other while flying. Hysterical.  

Prettttty, Prettttty, Prettttty Good  

I was working at this restaurant while they ate - Justin ordered the caviar plates (osetra and beluga) which cost $440 each. I am a bus boy at this restuarant, The Setiy in Miami Beach. It is the most expensive restaurant in Florida, and one of the most elegant and expensive restaurants in the world, if not all of North and SOuth America. Justin came in and had the best table, he sat with Larry and ordered 2 bottles of very rare, imported champaigne, which is from France, Europe. It is the same as French wine, but it is sparkling, with the bubbles and also with the gas. Justin came in there and he drank one entire bottle quickly, then he poured one out on his head and sprayed a little out at a shiska seated near his tables. The thing about Justin is that he is funny to be around and to see and too hear to. I seen him making funny jokes with Larry and they did not care that their bill was $11,000 thousand US dolalrs. Justin paid for the entire meal on his black card, the rarest card for credit borrowing and also the most infamous and good. I dont know why Justin wanted to meet with Larry but they did speak about a movie which Justin has been producing, entitled "JewJetter In The Air" which will be financed by a studio to make a 3D film for release on iMax and other large movie screens including the DVDs. Justin invited Larry to his estate in South Beach Star Island, which is where Justin invites all of his shiksahs to come and spend time and party and drink wine, while sun bathing, and to ride on his boat, andalso in some of his exotic cars like his Rolls Royce, the PHantom edition, with the very large wheels. Why Justin comes to Miami South Beach every winter, no one knows. But his yacht here is a mega yacht, which was once owned by a Greek tycoon. Justin has told people that he spends $8 million per year maintaining his yachts and his home in Miami, but I dont know how much it really is.  

@Nikon, DYING at your comment. But happen to know that JRL stays at the W, and in a regular room and, despite having Lunch with Larry David, like the rest of, he us does none of the above.  

I bet Justin was there just to show off and spend money - he's such a big shot show off it's sickening. If I could spend $50 grand every single day on disposables, then sure, I would be rich like Justin.  

I can envision this having to do with an airport or Larry and JRL sneaking something through TSA? LOL  

I think the real reason Justin is meeting with Larry David is to produce a new show like Seinfeld, except called Lee. It will be about how Justin inherited clost to 850 million us DOLLARS in cash from his family inheritance and trust, the Lee Jeans Fortune. I could just see it now, Justin will go out and spend a lot of money on his shiska, then on his new watch or his new Bentley, then on a private jet or a first class trip to Beverly Hills in Californai, or then he will be showing off his mansion in there. I dont know what it would be like but i am sure it will sell. Good luck.  

I want to know, even for JRL, how the hell do you schedule a lunch with Larry David?!  

it is clear that larry david won't be impressed with his hartford-level intelligence.  

Lauren, I personally DID NOT schedule this meeting. My agent made it happen. I'm so huge and smart.  

hello justin i am tom hand. i did notice today that you had this iphone 4 and larry only had this blackberry. he is an inferior being with this device no?  

Saw your sex video with an ugly porn star. Gross!  

@Nixon, you are clearly JRL writing about himself, also the black card is not the most exclusive amex card, the titanium centurion card is, you have to have $5million min net worth to get it and it has no limit. Also since JRL has no discernible talent he probably wont be on Curb your enthusiasm.