"Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Drunk Jew In A Tub"--Justin Ross Lee

Jun 22, 2010 1:04 PM

Justin Ross Lee is famous for having someone constantly at the ready to photograph him in even the most mundane situations. (Because, yes Justin, a bath, even one overflowing with bubbles in a hotel suite, is still pretty mundane.) Other boring things he makes sure to take a picture of?-

What he wants us to think: "JewJetting iLife"

What we actually think: Why are you taking a picture of Facebook?

What he wants us to think: Suave Justin having a drink in his suite.

What we actually think: Nice hallway??

What he wants us to think: Justin!!! Using your iPhone under a shower?! You so crazy!

What we actually think: Moron.

What he wants us to think: Wow! That's an AWESOME gym, Justin!

What we actually think: Okay?? Also, we see you in the mirror.

What he wants us to think: "Losing the shirt off your back in Vegas".

What we actually think: Asking directions to the pool.

What he wants us to think: Oh, Justin, checking into business class, again!

What we actually think: Put your camera away at the freaking check-in.

What he wants us to think: Lookin' fine with that Louis Vuitton!

What we're actually thinking: Yes, we GET it, you're at the airport!

What he wants us to think: What a jetsetter!

What we actually think: Who TOOK this picture?!?

What he wants us to think: Wow! How luxe!

What we actually think: No, seriously: who took this picture?!?!

[All photos via Facebook]

Filed under: Justin Ross LEe
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newyorka

June 22, 2010

5:41pm

is this guy mental??  

Devora(ED)

June 22, 2010

5:52pm

Albums are hysterical. I wouldn't take it too seriously.  

Margot Victoria

June 22, 2010

7:10pm

This guy is so rich! Man, he is always traveling around the world, with celebrities, at the hottest spots! I know he's "Over played" on the internet, but he has a 20,000$ Vuitton suitcase - therefore he is rich. If he can afford to stay in a luxury suite in Las Vegas, he is probably some one worth knowing. Also, he is the heir to Lee's Jeans Corporation, a big fashion house. I am sure he'll be able to use this publicity some day. Good luck Justin!  

Seaton

June 22, 2010

7:24pm

Who cares what he's worth- or not. He's hilarious. Not to mention JRL has publicly said time and time again that he has nothing to do with Lee Jeans. And these pics and his facebook page aren't supposed to be anything more than fun.  

andrewkatz1

June 22, 2010

7:28pm

hilarious  

Mike Bollapasta

June 22, 2010

7:41pm

Justin Ross Lee, That's who I wanna be. Flying first class, Gettin tons of ass. Chillin at the Encore Beach Club, Poppin tons of bubb. Throwin my iphone in the pool, People say he be acting a fool. Sporting Villebrequin bathing suits, All the poolside hunnies know he has loot. Owns more NYC real estate than Larry Silverstein, The one and only heir apparent to LEE JEANS.  

Marty Signature

June 22, 2010

7:50pm

I want to know how he made his money? Does this guy even WORK FOR A LIVING? If he is so rich, he should start giving back - donating some money to those in need - instead of spending millions of dollars on travel, private planes and yachts. It must be nice to be so rich.  

Marty Signature

June 22, 2010

7:53pm

BY THE WYA I AM FROM STATEN ISLAND AND ALL LOVE JUSTIN OVER HERE. I WISH HE WOULD COME HERE FOR AN EVENT OR TO PROMOTE HIS JEANS COMPANIES. I AINT INTIMIDATED BY HIS STYLE, BUT I WANT TO MEET SOME OF HIS SHIKSAS!  

keemo

June 23, 2010

1:56am

Justin, flat-out told me he has seven figures in his checking account. Now that's "money in da bank!"  

nemo

June 23, 2010

1:59am

I'm looking at JLR's new facebook photo album as we speak, all the while I'm rocking the freshest Lee jeans. JLR, halla at ya boy, playa!!!  

JonMay

June 23, 2010

4:14am

You know Justin has like 10 accounts on here and writes all these comments himself. He wants to be liked & figured that the best way to accomplish this is to stir up attention. Unfortunately his methods are less than ethical. There's no substance behind his claims and unless he soon catches a big break, he'll wind up poor and miserable like so many others that have tried similar antics.  

Yep.

June 23, 2010

12:43pm

haters gonna hate.  

Allen Plataziti

June 23, 2010

2:17pm

This guy is so rich. My friend is the manager at Dune in the Hamptons and he said JRL has preordered a dozen Methuselahs of Cristal for Friday night. It is expected to cost him upwards of $500,000. He also preordered two bottles of Skyy vodka.  

Wise Woman

June 23, 2010

2:21pm

It isn't fair that everyone criticizes Justin - what would YOU do if you too were very rich? He spends money, shops, has a tailor, a stylist, a real estate agent and a travel agent. He's very rich, so what? Leave the guy alone! He's the heir of Lee's Jeans Company, its one of the biggest jeans companies in the world. Let him be - its like Paris Hilton of the Hilton Hotels in the 1990's.  

NO WAY

June 23, 2010

2:23pm

AINT IT MAN  

tuna FISH

June 23, 2010

2:25pm

Justin is always walking around in Murray Hill with a different shirt on and a new pair of Lee Jeans. He's a nice guy.  

Robert Frost

June 23, 2010

2:30pm

Fresh of the jet from LAX Calls up ten shiksas Looking to have sex Tells them to meet him at 1OAK But before he heads out Gives it a quick stroke Gun unloaded Heads to the club Runs into Rich Thomas on the way Tells him to ice a bottle of bub Heads around the corner Greets all the promoters They all give him a kiss And thank him for not putting them on his list Orders a few bottles Makes a few rounds Then notices Rich Thomas Is on the grounds Whips out the flip cam Begins to record Rich Thomas not too pleased With his #1 award Strikes JRL in the stomach Grabs the flip cam Rich Thomas disappears Like SHAZAM Justin Ross can’t believe it Stands there in shock Shiksas immediately swarm him Offering aid to his cock Still in disbelief He files the police report Notifies Rich Thomas on twitter I’ll see you in court One of the Shiksas tries to bring him back to Queens He responds kindly, ‘I’m too rich to go there’ ‘I am the heir apparent to Lee Jeans’  

Karaoke Songs

June 23, 2010

2:37pm

I saw Justin in the Hamptons last weekend, driving around town in his Bugatti Veyron, the limited edition model. I said "Justin, that car looks brand new and expensive." In response I heard: "2 of my maids, Bugatti Veyron they keep it clean. I tip them both with hundreds, cuz' im the heir of Lee the Jeans."  

Allen Dakota

June 23, 2010

2:40pm

[en.wikipedia.org] To all you haters out there who can't accept the fact that JRL owns Lee Jeans  

JRL

June 23, 2010

4:12pm

Read his status today...  

FIN

June 23, 2010

5:18pm

I don't believe Justin  

VF CORP CHAIRMAN

June 23, 2010

5:26pm

POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN JRL SAYS YOU CAN'T ARREST ME I AM THE HEIR APPARENT TO LEE JEANS  

not the jew

June 24, 2010

12:19am

Oh please, this guy is a moron. He swears he is something because he inherited a shit ton of money. No one that is relatively normal goes around taking pictures of themselves just to try and get attention. Obviously no one gives a shit about him otherwise he wouldn't have to constantly take pictures of himself to get peoples' attention. Money doesn't make you happy, you can see it in his face. He may have more money than I do but I get much more ass and am a much happier person than this guy. Before you get too jealous people think about how miserable he really is.  

Sam I am

June 24, 2010

4:57am

If you look at what JRL is doing it's quite ingenious. He's gaining attention (your comments count) and has managed to be featured in a bubble bath dead center on the biggest social gossip website in NY. This doesn't seem like it is about money because consistently says he's not the heir to anything. If you say you don't care, why are you taking the time to comment?  

hermes warrior

June 24, 2010

5:39am

JRL told me he is going back to nursing school. He wants to give back to the little people. He is tired of taking champagne bubble baths.  

Riley

June 24, 2010

3:01pm

BENTLEY SO CLEAN, DRIVEN BY THE HEIR APPARENT TO LEE JEANS. JUSTIN ROSS LEE, EVERY SHIKSA WANSTA SEE. HIS MAYBACH BENZ, CARTIER SUNGLASSES LENZ. OWNS TEH BIGGEST YACHT, HAMPTONS SOCIALITE HE'S ON THE TOP. MOST FAMOUS DUDE, NEVER ACTIN RUDE. STARTING HIS OWN POLO SHOW CUZ HE'S RICH, TOLD NOAH T TO GET LOST WITH HIS UGLY B***H! PLAYING IN THE POOL, MAKES THE CLUB OWNERS AND PROMOTES LOOK LIKE A FOOL.  

Not Justin but Someone Who Knows Him Like a Book

June 27, 2010

4:13pm

Just look at the day and times that all the comments are written. DUH, it's obviously Justin disguising himself and posting all this crap "anonymously". Making up rhymes and songs. He did the same crap when he was back in Hartford. NOONE CARE ANYMORE JRL...GIVE IT A REST ALREADY PLEASE!!!!  

better

June 28, 2010

3:09pm

hes an abusive prick  

grand

June 28, 2010

3:13pm

If this guy does own Lee Jeans, he is the Gayest Cowboy since brokeback mountain  

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