And The Oscar Goes To...The Gay Female Jewish Semi-Retarded Boxer!

by J. J. HUNSECKER · February 22, 2008

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This is the character I'm writing for my next screenplay. I'm fairly sure either the character or the movie will win an Oscar. The character's name is Clementine. She is a minority of minorities. She is an example of fiction triumphing over fact. She puts the word "possible" in impossible. She's a character, you should love, you want to love, you NEEd to love. For if you don't you're a bigot, a mysoginist, or better yet an anti-semite.

One or a combination of these elements have proven to be successful with the Academy before, but never has such a complete set of underdog attributes been attributed to a character. Think Rain Man, Brokeback Mountain, Million Dollar Baby, Schindler's List all rolled into one.

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