Hundreds of years from now (considering mankind doesn't nuke itself by then), historians will look back at the epic shitstorm that was the 2017 Fyre Festival as the start of the social revolution led by Ja Rule - or else the greatest example of false advertising ever. Court documents will be turned into memoirs, marketing decks will be anthologized, and movies - oh movies will certainly be made.
Thankfully, there may be one already in the works.
Consider the comic genius of Viceland and Adult Swim writer Jordan VanDina, who, according to his Twitter feed, has gotten started on the masterpiece of a script dubbed Lord of the Fyre. Of course, models, bottles, beaches, and feral dogs all call for the star power of none other than Leonardo DiCaprio, who, in VanDina's beautiful fantasy of a film, would act alongside Tobey Maguire, David Blaine, Kendall Jenner, and "E from Entourage" (remember him?).
VanDina shared a couple of hilarious pages with the note, "Had to write my groundbreaking Fyre Festival script before the writer's strike. People are saying this could be DiCaprio's 2nd Oscar." And trust us, once you read it, you'll most definitely agree.
Had to write my groundbreaking Fyre Festival script before the writer's strike. People are saying this could be DiCaprio's 2nd Oscar. pic.twitter.com/e7SfbAz0bT
— Jordan VanDina (@Shrimptooth) May 1, 2017
[Photo via @bellahadid]