How To Throw A Kanye West Party

1. Show up four hours late to your own party.

2. Wear a $6,000 Givenchy skirt made of endangered snow leopards.

3. Invite at least 25 Czech supermodels.

4. Kill said supermodels.

5. Make it a party rule that you need to interrupt people if they do not speak in CAPS.

6. Million dollar ice sculptures of you, everywhere.

7. Bonus points for racial tension.

8. Get insulted if anyone tries to tell you what else to do.

9. Cry, a couple of times maybe, and deny it later.-

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