[Photo via Randomnightout]

The nerds are out and about in FULL on geek mode today, and...prepare yourself, this first item is a real doozy...

• The Pre-Dodgeball Farewell T-shirt Distribution Party. (Photo above) That's right, the nerdiest of the nerds all met up at a mainstay of theirs, Tom and Jerry's, to hand out the t shirts they will be donning at tonight's farewell party for Dodgeball. This is pretty much the best thing I've seen happen at a bar in the East Village. Ever. If you're confused, read THIS. I'm so jeal right now.

• The BlackBerry Storm is a POS, and, because we haven't heard enough about just how bad it sucks from our sucker friends that scooped it up first (read: Wei), now we have the politicians in Washington complaining about it's inadequacies enough that the White House Administrative office is setting up a workshop for those in need of help with their Storms! [Politico]

• FourSquare. Shhhh! It's almost ready to launch.  However, if you're really inside the inner nerd circles, you are already secretly using it's "Secret Secret test mode" anyway.

• Do you need an open wireless connection NOW and stuck in a random location where buttheadwireless doesn't seem like the best option?  PC World makes it easy to browse for an open connection by a specific address or access point. Thanks CLC! [PC WORLD]

I'm nerdy, but not as nerdy as you!  Send me stuff that I should actually be covering in the nerd report to  Rachelle@guestofaguest.com, because it's hard keeping up with you people!