We've all seen a disaster happening in slow motion - especially in a crowded nightspot - and been powerless to stop it. Ella Wednesdays this week was like one long, awesome accident, and we could predict every problem before it happened.

A breakup is barreling down on the lovers.They coordinated their outfits and now he's spending all his time talking to someone else.

Beard burn is coming.

Someone's shortly going to misinterpret the way she's drinking that bottle and insult her honor. A duel will ensue.

Cupcakes on the floor.

Someone's going to mistake him for an inept pedophile. Fisticuffs will ensue.

See?

Uh oh! A comedy of errors. Also, those man-bracelets will get caught in her golden locks.

Immediately post-photo: tongue stud gets hooked on earring; blood.

Have you seen the movie "Teeth"? Maybe you should.

Lost balance; concussion.

Tripping/ankle-biting hazard.

Whiskey in the eye!

There are too many things that could go wrong to count.

[All photos courtesy of NickyDigital]