"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Black Friday Gets Dark, Like, Really Dark

Nov 28, 2011 12:21 PM

"Overall, it's been a very safe event at the thousands of Walmart Stores"- Wal-Mart

Aside from the attempted murders, burglaries at gunpoint, death, pepper-spray attacks and bomb threats, this past Black Friday was completely safe.  In other news, America is still on the search for a soul, and $2 waffle makers.

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  • Leggo My Eggo
  • Namaste
  • Occupy Hollister
  • Casual Pepper Spray Shopper
  • Man Dies In Target
  • Bombs Over Wal-Mart
  • Grandfather Bodyslammed
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