"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" JRL Alert At The Welcome Back To NYC Party

Sep 15, 2010 9:57 AM

Summer is ovah, which means a mass return to the city from the Hamptons/Biarritz/wherever, which means throwing a massive party with dancing, live music, grapes, and everyone's favortite Jew-Jetter (I could kill myself for typing those nine characters), JRL.-

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Attica threw a huge "Back To NYC Party" on the roof of the OHM building over the weekend. The party lasted for hours, with ending with a live concert against the lit-up background of Midtown. (Everybody loves Midtown when it's from 40 floors up, no? It's the groundlevel that sucks.)

JRL was there, with his purple shirt unbuttoned the requisite five bottons, exposing a silver tag necklace, nestled softly among what we're sure is very well-manicured chest hair. (Lest you think his mostly-unbuttoned shirt is inelegant, we're happy to inform you he did have a pocket square.

The picture at left is epic, by the way. Look at JRL's expression of confusion and surprise upon realizing that someone else stepped into what SHOULD have been a picture of him.

It's good to have you back in the City, JRL.

Wow, really?

This photo makes me miss college.

This picture does not.

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Marc

September 15, 2010

9:49pm

That's Todd English in the pic with JRL  

Raul Vortato

September 15, 2010

10:02pm

Justin Ross Lee has a little known and embarrassing bed bug problem. I hooked up with Justin in 09 and he told me that he smuggles Propoxur/Baygon in from Mexico to combat his problem which he cannot get rid of. I kid you not if you visit Justin's place make sure you shower at your fitness center so that you can halt the transfer to your apartment.  

ali

September 16, 2010

12:22am

EWWWW JRL has Bedbugs!!!!!!  

JRL

September 16, 2010

12:28am

I HAD a bed but problem but have since eradicated it. I eradicated it faster than the US eradicated Saddam's son on the way to Temple.  

Randi N

September 16, 2010

2:19pm

Bed bugs are a common issue. I believe some guy transmited bed bugs to my Serta perfect sleeper back in April 09. I picked up Baygon on a trip to Cancun. It is banned by the EPA. It eliminated 90 pct of them. 2-4 bites per night is better than 20. if Justin is using Baygon rest assured he has fewer bedbugs.  

Mysterious Woman 6

September 16, 2010

3:28pm

I've gotten four or five bites in JRL's bed myself but they were not from bugs (if you know what I mean). haha. ;] Except now that you mention it there were a few times I did get small bites that i thought were from spiders. I knew he had a bed bug issue because his building is infested and him and Drew always talk about it. I didn't put 2 and 2 together though.  

Jamie

September 16, 2010

5:20pm

Guys, Justin's bed bug issue is not as severe as you are saying trust me. Propoxur (used to kill them) is not even hard to get. Stop making a bigger deal out of this issue than it needs to be.  

Elvira Sands

September 16, 2010

5:49pm

Justin's look is becoming a little static. its the same exact concept every time. Even Hyundai changes the lines on their models.  

Sandy Evans Watson Myer Esq.

September 16, 2010

5:51pm

It takes twenty-four full-grown bed bugs to make a bed bug sandwich.  

JAP 82

September 16, 2010

6:02pm

It's a wild, nasty world under the sheets.  

Geary

September 16, 2010

6:10pm

The girl wit da grapes is H-O-T = hot. !!!!!!!!  

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