Ella Wednesdays is so reliable. This time the peppy party kiddles clearly had the future on their mind. "What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Will I be arrested for insider trading?" they asked themselves. To us, their future careers were ever so clear . . .

When we were little, we wanted to grow up to be bloggers. Thanks be to Gates, the blog was invented, and everything worked out marvelously. We wish these aspiring careerpersons the same success!

Excitable old-timey barber.

Tandem parachuting instructor.

Albino cactus.

TMZ employee. Or elderly, indiscreet church lady.

Semaphore experts.

Old-school airplane stewardess.

Airplane pilot.

Mild-mannered business guy who nevertheless gets wanded every single damn time at the airport.

Stars of remake of "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," re-titled "Sisterhood of the Travelling Leggings That Are Definitely Neither Pants Nor Good Pants Substitutes," a movie for our modern times.

Your mom.

Wiccan dance priestess.

Professional twister player.

On the right: Fish. On the left: Awkward guy in accounting.

That's so weird, it's someone who wants to grow up to be your mom again.

Philosopher.

[All photos via NickyDigital.]