Throw A Rager that would make even Sean Parker Jealous

[The Floorplan via NYO]

The girl is Russian, therefore no stranger to getting completely hammered.  So now that you have one of the most expensive NYC pads ever, why not invite some friends over?

And by friends, I mean the whole city, rightfully assuming you could fit double the population of Manhattan in your $88 million dollar Central Park castle.

Why not take a cue from party boy Sean Parker or Julian Schnabel, and name your new living quarters?  The Red Square? Casa Kremlin?

[Julian Schnabel's Palazzo Chupi]

[Sean Parker's party with Snoop Dog]

Hell, why not re-name yourself? Forget Ivan the Terrible or Catherine the Great, Ekaterina the Ostentatious has a nice ring to it.  An enormous, 200kt, flawless diamond ring.

Put Parker's Bacchus to shame and show us just how the U.S.S.R. gets down.

[Photo: Sean Parker & The Bacchus House via]