The Best 2K I Ever Spent: Happy Birthday, Hammer

Oct 30, 2009 10:14 AM

Sparklers, confetti, bottles and bottles of champagne, The Gates packed from wall to wall; no, it's not New Year's yet. It's just Hammer's birthday. Who is Hammer? Very valid question...

More story and photos below...

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On October 24th, someone with a couple thousand dollars to burn decided to throw Hammer a birthday party at The Gates. Let us deconstruct the evening forĀ  you...


Meet Hammer. Despite the number of candles on the cake, we're guessing he's a little older than four. (Don't let his behavior in the picture at right fool you.) Also, someone thought it would be VERY clever to have an image of an actual Hammer on Hammer The Person's birthday cake. And, just to REALLY hammer in the point (sorry.), a picture of Hammer The Person, next to the hammer, on Hammer's birthday cake. Wow, Hammer: someone really loves you.


Once you're feeding each other birthday cake, you're on a slippery slope...


...to drunkenly making out.


Sometimes, you just wanna get on top of a table and stomp on everyone's drinks, you know?


Hot.


Live it up, Hammer. It doesn't get much better than this. Sponsored by Ben Lerer & Co. Obviously.

[All photos via Kirillwashere].

Filed under: Best $2k, Hammer, The Gates
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naysayer

October 30, 2009

2:21pm

so seriously.... who is hammer?  

evil

October 30, 2009

4:49pm

hammer is like some sort of god...  

Bolt

October 30, 2009

5:16pm

I know this guy- His name is hamster not hammer  

October 30, 2009

5:31pm

WAB  

hamptons hitter

October 30, 2009

5:41pm

the portly little fellow..  

anon

October 30, 2009

6:05pm

this kid used to live behind my couch  

G Force

October 30, 2009

6:17pm

he's a furry little rodent  

Rick

October 30, 2009

6:19pm

Hot Route.... Hot Route... Hot Route  

Ernie

October 30, 2009

6:33pm

I heard he was P Diddy's assistant  

kid canada

October 30, 2009

6:49pm

this kid is a bigger canadian dissapointment than the leafs  

Kid Canada is a douche

October 31, 2009

7:13am

jealous reigns for kid canada  

Melinda

October 31, 2009

6:31pm

Looks like a lame frat party... gross!  

hot

November 1, 2009

6:52pm

lame  

zpace

November 2, 2009

3:28am

he is the best bond trader in new york  

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