Wacky Inventions To Bolster Your Night Out

by BILLY GRAY · November 17, 2009

Yesterday, we talked about reinvention. Now, let's take a look at regular old inventions with this list of ridiculous, fanciful, wonderful gadgets that have received actual American patents and could come in handy on your next night out. -

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Butt Cleavage Pants. Particularly useful for girls whose d├ęcolletage fails to get them into the club. Instead of sneaking through the back door, show off your own for all sorts of easy access.

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Cheese Filtered Cigarette. We all know that the smoking ban is quietly ignored in bars all over the city. But if you still get a kick out of flouting nanny state laws, do so with this cigarette that eliminates that tobacco odor and turns your local watering hole into a fromagerie.

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Cool Shoes. Literally cool, these climate-controlled kicks can also boost your status in the abstract sense of the word. With built-in air conditioning, you can boogie down with fewer refreshing pauses and also avoid any unpleasant foot odors that might otherwise clear the dance floor. - Nose Wipe. This wristband tissue dispenser allows skiers to quickly clean up drippy noses while barreling down the trails. In New York clubs, it can come in handy for party people hitting a different kind of slope who want to clean up their mess without returning to the bathroom they just hogged for 10 minutes.

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Stud Spectacles. No less a nightlife authority than Emily Brill has hyped the virtues of wearing sunglasses at night. Slap on a pair of these shades that conveniently (and we guess painlessly?) drill themselves onto your noggin and you can get as loaded as you want without fear of losing your favorite accessory.

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Ultimate Lounger. Sometimes there's no better way to spend a Saturday night than vegging out in front of the tube. And while this guy is meant for outdoor use, New Yorkers who are starved for space will enjoy bringing the liquid Lazy Boy indoors.