Promoting 101

How to fill up a room with enough good-looking women that horny guys will mortgage their home for a few bottles of Grey Goose and Dom Perignon .

Discussions include:

The Method of Pick Up: How to lure women to your table with free drinks without coming off like a creep.

Table Seating Philosophy: How to properly position your image girls and filler girls. Managing grenades and freeloading men.

Bottle Management: How to make two bottles last three hours with a table full of thirsty and impatient girls.

Promoting in the Age of Social Media: How to utilize Facebook and Twitter to fill your social network’s timeline and inbox with word of your parties.

The Art of Mass Texting: How to fit all the essential party information into a concise text message. How to phrase that message so it seems like a personal invitation.

Final Exam: Convince ten hot girls to show up to our last class.