Well, if you're ex-boxer from Brooklyn, slash ex-District Attorney from the Bronx, slash actor, slash beleaguered doorman, your crisis of identity is gonna catch up with you sometime and you'll crack. This is what one can assume happened last night, when GofG favorite Wass Stevens, once of Marquee, now of Avenue, allegedly hit someone with the metal end of a velvet rope when some poor kid from UCSD refused to leave after getting rejected.
As if waiting in line wasn't intimidating enough, now people have to fear getting beaten as well as turned away? We maintain Wass' innocence. [Who Is Wass Stevens] [Wass Would Never Make This Mistake]