1. If only we could learn to drink responsibly we wouldn't be driving Mayor Bloomberg to desperate measures. Despite Bloomberg's wino tendencies, he seeks to put a cap on the amount of booze sold in New York City. Bloomberg, along with the Department of Health, is set to release a series of six health initiatives, one of which includes limiting the number of places alcohol is sold. This is all based on the role alcohol plays in underage binge drinking, homicide, accidental death, and drunk driving. Perhaps he will endorse BreathalEyes. Bloomberg is also trying to limit the number of alcohol advertising on the subway. Let's not give anyone riding the G train at 4am any ideas. [Eater]

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