Top 10 Places To Get Wasted With A Fake ID In NYC

by guestofaguest · February 27, 2009

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[Girl hangs out of limo after a long night at Greenhouse]

Not 21? Not a problem. As an intern that's not quite legal (and doesn't have the last name of Lohan or Olsen), finding the places that will let you pass through the velvet rope is essential.

Here's a short guide to get your "underage drank on" at the finest (and not so finest) bars and clubs for all tastes...


Still, 3rd Ave. Number one easiest spot for the under aged to party until they puke is Still on 3rd Ave. This sports bar/restaurant offers beer pong tournaments (perfect for the young college bros) and most of the time you can slip in with a college ID or 18 ID. Cheap beer will have you flat on your face by the nights end.

Greenhouse, Vandam and Varick If you are into the club scene, go green and get wasted at Greenhouse. Think jungle fever - hot messes grinding together in green vine covered lounge. Dress appropriately (i.e. tight t-shirts or button downs for males and skimpy dresses for women or as one promoter put it: "ladies - come fly, sexy, and ready to rock out") and you are guaranteed in.

Suzie Wong's Saki Lounge, 27th street Home to notoriously easy access clubs, 27th street has one place that easiest in particular: Suzie Wong's Saki Lounge. If you don't have an ID you can pay your way in here, trust me. With a fiery red atmosphere, this place has young hardcore partyers adorned in skimpiest of clothes sipping drinks.

Home, 27th street Home is another popular club that's sure to let you in the door as long as you look decent (if you're a girl), or have ten girls on your arm (if you're a guy). This place can get seriously wild, and here young party goers can get seriously wasted.

Motor City, LES Got denied from Pianos?  Walk down the street to Motor City on the Lower East Side where you can find grungy guys and pierced girls (and maybe a bar fight or two). This dive bar is essential if you are into rockin' out to the sounds of Iggy and the Stooges. Smooth sailing getting in here - even easier if you fit in with the crowd. Drinks are cheap too, so drink up!

Gallery Bar, Orchard Street Put on your fancy pants and head to Gallery Bar for a bougie atmosphere. There was a time where you didn't even need an ID to get into this place, but unfortunately it seems that has changed - you need at least a fake now. Drinks are usually expensive but strong, sure to give you a nice hangover the next morning.

Happy Endings, LES Want to dance the night away with some chic and classy hipsters? Happy Endings is place for you, young one. Picture white tiled closed off areas to lounge in with your friends (or just make out). The Djs here are usually fantastic, such as Chromeo, which will make you want to drink then dance, then drink some more, and dance until you pass out.

Crocodile Lounge, 14th street If fratty boys and free pizza are your thing check out Crocodile Lounge. This place is usually packed on weekday game nights, and 6 bucks will get you a beer and pizza - the perfect combination for a waste face night. The bouncers here usually look scary, but are actually very friendly guys.

Le Poisson Rouge, Bleecker Street The latest hot spot to host underage parties - Le Poisson Rouge. NYULocal, NYU's very own blog, had a party there last night which pretty much guarantees there were some youngns in the crowd.

Webster Hall, 11th street Get wild at Webster Hall, little one. This venue hosts a range of parties of all flavors, including Roxy Cottontail's DANCE CLASS. No hassle getting your drank on here - only a good time.

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