Naughty Wallpaper. Click below for a closer look of this racy wallpaper pattern by AtelierBlink.  Relax Mom and Dad, I'm only halfway serious.  However, you have to give the designer props. From LikeCool:

"These naughty Wallpaper patterns take their inspiration from those repetitive floral garland patterns which so many of our forebears were exceptionnally fond of. It is only upon re-focussing your eyes, inclining your head slightly to the left and humming the Brabançonne that you may discover yourself surrounded by intertwining figures, salaciously winding themselves around your walls in never-ending twists and turns of shameless sensuality."

Click below to see the goods: