From the guys that brought you the Sarah Palin Lookalike Contest comes this:

The media world is falling apart before our very eyes, but at least we all have holiday parties to unwind at. No? Media company cancel your holiday party? Need a place to make out with coworkers and publicly embarrass yourself? Then come join other dejected media types for punny drink specials and the holiday cheer only excessive booze can ensure. And yes, reindeer sweaters and red velvet bows are encouraged.