[No job? Bottle service needed. Photos via Nicky Digital ]

ASSME, The American Society of Shitcanned Media Elites, is one of the best, most clever new groups to come out of 2008. Part of their mission is to use "time-tested methods (alcohol, social interaction), we seek to sustain and inspire this beleaguered professional subclass." And on Wednesday night at Ella's they were able to drink (especially some PINK vodka) , dance, interact and celebrate being shitcanned during the holiday season!

Some more photos below