They're a polyglot yet can't name a cleaning product
During their gap year abroad, they absorbed European culture like a sponge. They always considered themselves to be just as chic and look down on America for being so tacky. How European are they, you ask? Well, they took advantage of the fact that being a sex freak and drinking rosé past Labor Day Weekend are socially acceptable. So while they didn't learn anything at university ("Wait, you call it college?" they'll probably say at one point), they did soak up how to speak conversational French or Italian. Perhaps they even learned some Spanish or Portuguese as well, which is super helpful for conversing with their maid back at home. But the maid probably gets pissed off when they speak to them since it's really slow and really loud as if they're the ones fluent in the language and the maid is the ignorant one. And the maid will probably get super judgmental when she realizes that they don't know how to turn on the dishwasher, how to clean a bathroom, or even how to make their bed properly. So if cleaning were to come up at some point (which would be weird but some people are crazy obsessive about it - emphasis on the crazy), they probably would not even know how to use each cleaning product for every occasion. In fact, they probably wouldn't know the name of a cleaning product at all.
How do I know this? This is literally my dilemma (but I love my maid and I don't treat her like an idiot).
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