Plenty of pretentiously named socialites have already taken their seats at the crystal-accented tables of the elite social feast, but what about the next generation? While we're sure Nicky Hilton Rothschild's newborn daughter will reign supreme with her fittingly noble moniker, British blue blood favorite, Tatler, has rounded out the rest of her would-be crew.
Some of the poshest for girls include:
And for the boys:
Clearly, the more outlandish and unpronounceable the name, the richer your child is destined to be. New moms, choose wisely.
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