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Become A Coffee Snob

Transpose your beverage fixation onto coffee and you'll still be able to swish something around in your mouth while boasting about how high-end it is. Hit up trendy cafes instead of clubs. Caffeine is a drug, after all, so at least you'll be getting some sort of fix.

[Photo via @alyssa.lenore]

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