The Bird Feeder
Nothing like minding your own business on a park bench (that you're pretty sure is soaked in piss) with your local-shirtless-homeless-man feeding the rats of the sky directly next to you. Not only are New York birds not afraid of humans, but they are God-forsaken savages that will scavenge you for all you've got. As they swarm, the homeless man will promptly proceed to scratch his butt and walk away as you deal with Hitchcock's homies and potentially Hep C.
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