When some people think summer, they think blonde. Namely, blondes of the Pam Anderson variety, jiggling down a California beach in a fire engine red bathing suit. But this summer, red is taking center stage as gingers overthrow the towheads.
There are a few explanations for the ginger surge: a communist president; a revolt against generic, bottle-blonde plastics like Heidi Montag; international sympathy for the plight of Thai red-shirts.
Regardless of the reason, redheads are, as media outlets are fond of saying, having a moment. Here's why:
M.I.A.'s "Ginger Genocide" Video: In April, tireless, and arguably clueless, provocateur M.I.A. reasserted her Indie-Hipster credibility with a 9-minute music video for "Born Free" that showed what looked a lot like a ginger genocide. Was it political allegory? High-minded satire? A festering turd of pretension and vacuous transgression? No one knows, least of all M.I.A. The video, along with some other choice M.I.A. rants (and, oh yeah, an album about to drop) resulted in a fairly scathing Times profile by Lynn Hirschberg that exposed M.I.A's not-so-radical hypocrisy and penchant for truffle french fries. M.I.A. responded as any rational adult would; she tweeted Hirschberg's phone number. The bombshell revelation that Hirschberg is a ginger fueled conspiracy theories of a journalistic vendetta.
Prince Harry: New York anglophiles and ginger fetishists are drooling over the suddenly better-looking of Diana's sons coming to town for, what else, a polo tournament. Enjoy those fiery locks while you can, before Harry meets the same follicle challenges that beset his father (or is he?) and older bro.Enjoy your moment in the sun, gingers. Just be careful it doesn't burn that fair skin of yours.
Photo 1 via James White/Esquire, 2 via BauerGriffin/NYP