Donald Trump's Kids Aren't Even Voting For Him... No Really

by Stephanie Maida · April 11, 2016

Well this is awkward. Donald Trump announced on Monday that his children, Eric and Ivanka, will not be able to vote for him in New York's GOP primary next week. Why? Because they forgot to register, of course.

 On Fox and Friends, the potential candidate said, "They had a long time to register and they were unaware of the rules so they feel very, very guilty, they feel very guilty, but it's fine, I understand, that."

While it's understandable that Ivanka, who just gave birth to her third child, was a little tied up this month, we're wondering what, exactly, young Eric Trump was so busy doing that he missed the voter registration deadline. 

Could he have been tripping out while listening to Pink Floyd?

Or was he too busy boozing with sad divorcées at his jumpin' winery?

Whatever the case, glad we have someone in the running whose own children are "unaware of the rules" of politics. Oh to be a fly on the Trump wall this Thanksgiving.