[Photo by Everett Bogue for NY Mag]

"Clinton, Obama All Tied Up" read the headline on NYMag.com today.  My barely functioning mind (anyone else getting a little under the weather/sick of being social?) went straight into imagining a very unlikely and disgusting picture.  What they meant of course, is that these two are neck to neck after the end of yesterday's Super Tuesday.  I wasn't allowed to vote, being the Independent that I am.  And I also missed out on all of the political banter bullshit that I love watching (On Fox News Monday night "Yeah I agree, Oprah will not support Hillary just because she's a woman, her roots lie with Obama"),  it's almost like watching stand up.