Uhhhh.............what??? What completely zany celebrity speaks like a parody of a yoga teacher? The answer shouldn't surprise you. Click below to find out!

Lady Gaga is completely gaga; shocking. This latest hard-to-make-heads-or-tails-of quote is from an interview about her new line of headphones.

"In the deepest hour of the night, I confess to myself three things: I would die if I was forbidden to write, forbidden to love, or forbidden to fashion."

So now you can play with your Lady Gaga pony while listening to Lady Gaga music on your Lady Gaga headphones: The Trinity is complete!