"All I Want To Do Now Is F--k The Girls I've Already F--ked, Because I Can't Fathom Explaining Myself To Somebody Who Can't Believe I'd Be Interested In Them."

by Chiara Atik · January 20, 2010

Attention Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz: There's hope for you yet!

John Mayer recently told Rolling Stone that he's looking to old loves, because, basically, why bother with anyone new at this point?

At least he's AWARE of how awful this sounds. Mayer tweeted last night:

@JohnCMayer Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I'm still not sure if I would want to hang out with me.

Yep, we wouldn't want to hang out with you either!

...Ok, that's a lie.

We'd definitely still hang out with you.