"Everything Makes Me Contemplate Death More. Because I'm Old."

by HANNAH LAWRENCE · April 20, 2010

Susan Sarandon, how dare you utter such blasphemy! You will forever be the "Rocky Horror Picture Show icon who went on to teach women the importance of taking road trips, and never being afraid to reassert your independence, even after you've been with a man for 21 years."

You're irreplaceable.