WHAT?! I cannot believe that THIS woman watches Gossip Girl! She is the last person you'd expect to don sweats, grab a tub of Ben & Jerry's, and become thoroughly engrossed in the antics of Dan, Serena and Blair. Who is this Fashion Icon, and what is her excuse?? Click below for answer.

Victoria, can we talk? Yeah, hi. Listen, friend:

I LOVE Gossip Girl. I adore every headband-wearing, social-climbing, long lost child finding, unrealistic minute of it.

But that's because I am not married to David Beckham.

If I was, do you think I would live vicariously through every two-bit actress who gets to kiss Chace Crawford?

I would not.

Remember who you are, Vicky. And DON'T pretend that YOU of all people watch it for "the fashion'.

With Great Admiration,

Chiara Atik