Brittany Murphy, who definitely spent a good portion of her brief life being hounded by the tabloids, definitely knew a thing or two about determined tabloid reporters. The sad thing? Gossip-mongers probably would have an easier time finding the terrorists.

So see? We're fixing all the world's problems here at GofG! Send the Fashion People to Haiti, and the Tabloid writers to Afghanistan, and 2010 would start looking up!

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