"If I Am A Train Wreck, Then I'm The Orient Express, Baby."

by Rachelle Hruska · May 15, 2009

No, it's not who you're thinking. But really, who said this? Answer below...

It's Real Housewife, Kelly Bensimon, in this painful interview with Plum TV's Nicholas Leighton. Now that the show's officially over we can expect to see Kelly getting her TV fix out in the hamptons and "Under Her Hedges"  (something like that).