"...I'm Sweating Like A Mountain Goat...On The Beach."

by ANTHONY NATOLI · August 19, 2009

Such poetic simile could only be from the mouth of a master of the English Language...Who said this? Answer below...

FABIO of course!  The shiny-haired man-model uttered this classic phrase in response to the warm weather he experienced on the roof of the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills while making a cameo appearance on the show Top Chef Masters last week.  Now everyone knows mountain goats are big sweaters, but Fabio was shvitzing so profusely that he imagined said goat to be on the beach!  Here's a photo shoot for you... Fabio, covered in sweat,  riding a sweaty mountain goat on a beach - wind through the hair of course.  Hot.  Suddenly i'm sweating as well...

By the way...this thumbnail (anti-smoking ad) is hilarious.  It has crystallized what Fabio means to me...