Quoth John Mayer, at his sold out Madison Square Garden show last week.

"I hate to come off like an asshole, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an asshole. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. It's a clean "me" now, people. Clean Me."

Let's see how long this "clean" period lasts, John. But by all accounts, your concert was incredible, and the fans were pleased.