Dining out is one of the last simple joys in life that hasn't, presumably, been ruined by technology. Instead of texting your friends, you're catching up over a portion too big (or too small and expensive but delicious nonetheless). Instead of getting judged for pairing every bite with a sip of wine, you're kind of expected to do so. Instead of scarfing down a Postmates order in your pajamas, you're, you know, out living life and looking fancy. But in order to uphold the luxury of dinnertime, there are a few things you need to stop doing. Please. We beg of you.

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