Oh Mr. Blue Ribbon, why oh why do you do this to me!? I tried the vegan thing for a bit, but you kept calling my name back. I would look in your windows and see my old pal Ahmir Khalib Thompson chowing down on your exquisite fried chicken and it was just too much for my virgin vegan soul to bear! Your crispy shell and warm flesh doused in that sticky sweet delicious honey sauce...This is what my last meal would be should I ever need an option. You are so very very bad, yet so incredibly good. And, no matter how much I try, I can't quit you!